(This comes from Wampus Reynolds.)

"Yeah, I'm a Cougar. A Cougar with mange."

(This comes from Amy Cargill. In reference to Los Angeles...)

"Dude, I ate my way through that town."

"Just give me a fucking time, asshole! I'm not from Europe! I need a fucking TIME!"

"This town is like Children of the Corn. But instead of adults missing, it is single men who are not gay, fey or Grizzly Adams."

"I wish I had alapecia in my bikini zone. How cool would that be?"