Tuesday, December 14, 2010

(This comes from Wampus Reynolds.)

"Yeah, I'm a Cougar. A Cougar with mange."
(This comes from Amy Cargill. In reference to Los Angeles...)

"Dude, I ate my way through that town."

Monday, December 6, 2010

"Just give me a fucking time, asshole! I'm not from Europe! I need a fucking TIME!"

Saturday, December 4, 2010

"This town is like Children of the Corn. But instead of adults missing, it is single men who are not gay, fey or Grizzly Adams."
"I wish I had alapecia in my bikini zone. How cool would that be?"