Sunday, April 15, 2012

In reference to Victorian death photos:

"Man the Victorian Age was FUCKED. When I die, I want you to plop me in front of the computer with in the background and a credit card in my hands."

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

(On the phone and in the car with kids SCREAMING in the backseat.)

Steph: Hey!! Seriously?! That's all I'm gonna say... Seriously?!?!

Son: What? I'm just playing 'Sea Creature'.

Steph: No. You're playing 'Give Mommy a Migraine' - that's what you're playing.
Yeah, he'll need some luck alright... and a metal cup on whatever crotch he has.
Me: (via IM) Call me, slut.

Steph: Ok... "you're a slut". There... I called you a slut.