Thursday, March 24, 2011

Ewww! He GROSSES me OUT!! He looks like a grandma or a bloated minuteman or something. I bet his balls smell like mothballs....oh, I love you, Millie. You are a pretty little girl....I wish I could take a picture of this guy right now- he looks like Malachai from Children of the Corn....Jesus.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Me: "Eat Me"

Steph: "How many Weight Watchers points are you?"

Friday, March 4, 2011

Me: "I can't wait to see you!"

Steph: "Get yer liver and bowels ready."